From: PeterKwa
A famous frog researcher at Harvard o_o
yelled: "Jump!" /|/|
And the frog jumped. //^ ^
^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the o_o
left front leg and yelled: "Jump!" /|/
And the frog jumped. //^
^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the o_o
right front leg and yelled: "Jump!" / /
And the frog jumped. //
^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the o_o
left hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / /
And the frog jumped. /
^
The famous researcher pulled off the o_o
right hind leg and yelled: "Jump!" / /
But the frog did not jump.
The famous frog researcher at Harvard
then wrote in his notebook: "If you
pull off all four legs, the frog
becomes deaf!"
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C = ASCII 67
H = ASCII 72
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